1 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:19,996 Tonight, a 60 Minutes exclusive. 2 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,749 Ten years ago, no one on Earth was aware 3 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,792 we were already under the protection 4 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:28,296 of someone calling himself Green Lantern. 5 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,674 Then, without warning, he made himself known, 6 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:36,304 dramatically stopping a meteor from devastating Victoria Falls. 7 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:39,039 Or, at least, he made himself partially known. 8 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:43,978 Here now, we bring you the first ever heart-to-heart 9 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,379 with a superhero. 10 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,024 Are you nervous? 11 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,317 I don't get nervous. 12 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,653 - Part of the job description. - Of course. 13 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,154 Excited. 14 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,389 In that case, who are you? 15 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,517 I'm Hal Jordan. 16 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:00,870 Damn it, Marcus! 17 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,247 You're gonna get us all in trouble. 18 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:04,314 Just watch the window! 19 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,587 So, what do you want the world 20 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,506 to know about you? 21 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,508 I'm an Air Force veteran. 22 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,033 I'm a former test pilot. 23 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,077 And really... 24 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,166 just that I'm a regular person. 25 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,436 Like you. 26 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,877 Except that you're also. 27 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,776 There is that, too. 28 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,944 In many ways, 29 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:36,656 Hal Jordan was born for the role he would eventually play. 30 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,950 His father was a decorated test pilot 31 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:42,227 who died tragically in a crash when Hal was just eight. 32 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,999 Hal continued to follow in his father's footsteps... 33 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,543 Shit, shit, shit! He's home! 34 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,985 Damn it! Come on, John, turn the TV off! 35 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,091 But we're like beat cops. 36 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,634 - Only each one of us... - Turn it off! 37 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,720 Has a chunk of the galaxy. 38 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:01,055 And how are you chosen for this chunk? 39 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,432 - Is there a test? - John! 40 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,935 - Come on, turn the TV off! - It's only one question. 41 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,312 We're so dead. 42 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,587 "Are you afraid?" 43 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,757 And you said no. 44 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,110 I did. 45 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:18,472 Every kid's worst fear is losing a parent. 46 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,099 Once that happens... 47 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,021 there is nothing to fear anymore. 48 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,835 So you gonna tell me his real name? 49 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,131 Hal something. 50 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:54,799 Hal? 51 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,343 Yes, sir. 52 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,014 Outside. Now. 53 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,209 Are you afraid? 54 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:31,712 No, sir! 55 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,575 Let's go get a burger. 56 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,346 Shit. 57 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,555 I'm late. 58 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:08,933 Yes, sir. 59 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,269 You're not gonna say anything? 60 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,099 You sure you're not mad? 61 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,894 - No, sir. - Me, I'd be pissed off. 62 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,896 Disappearing for two weeks, 63 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,298 no explanation, show up hungover, and late. 64 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,611 Come on, you gotta be a little angry. 65 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:44,635 No, sir. 66 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,615 Mildly perturbed? 67 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,283 No, sir. 68 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,285 How come it is every time you say "sir," 69 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,204 it sounds more and more like, "Fuck you"? 70 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,771 I have no idea. 71 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,647 Sir. 72 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,921 You must be wondering where I was? 73 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,841 - You ever heard of Pharon 4? - Well, we're in training. 74 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,425 We haven't gone off-planet yet. 75 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:09,011 Yeah, yeah, that's right. It's a shithole of a planet 76 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,638 that was on the verge of civil war. 77 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,807 The point is, if I'm hungover, 78 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,268 it's only because I was celebrating the new peace. 79 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,561 So, how'd you manage it? 80 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,646 A little bit of diplomacy, a little punching, 81 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,689 you know the drill. 82 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,399 Actually, I don't, sir. That's the point. 83 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,359 Well, you got all the time in the world. 84 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,569 With all due respect, 85 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,887 we've been doing this, what, two months? 86 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,199 And I haven't even worn the ring yet. 87 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,326 Don't get hung up on the jewelry, Junior. 88 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,786 You'll wear it when it chooses you. 89 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,289 I thought the point was that the Guardians chose me. 90 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,124 - That's all. - The big blue bosses 91 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,417 may think that you're hot shit, 92 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:42,211 but you're just a fucking substitute teacher, Junior. 93 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,838 You're not ready to get up in front of the class 94 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,195 until the ring says you are. 95 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,080 Here. 96 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,833 You wanna take it? 97 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,584 Is that a test? 98 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,358 There's a taco stand up the road about three miles. 99 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,758 I'll meet you there. 100 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:48,152 - Hello? - Dad, he tried to kill me. 101 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,863 We was on our way to a flying lesson, and he... 102 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,907 Jordan just tried to fucking kill me. 103 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,408 He can't kill you. 104 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,976 He's just trying to put you on tilt. 105 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,954 I'm not on fucking tilt. 106 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,246 Then he's testing you. 107 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,581 They're allowed to have tantrums. 108 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:04,085 We're not. So breathe in, button down, and bottle up. 109 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,253 You need to be cool. Can you be cool, son? 110 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,965 - Yes, sir. I can be cool. - Good. 111 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,968 - You want this, right? - Of course, I want this. 112 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,386 Just stay the course 113 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,744 and this job is yours. 114 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,038 Yeah, well... 115 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,174 Shit. 116 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,112 Am I dead? 117 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,804 - What? - You're wearing my ring. 118 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,848 Is that supposed to be funny? 119 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,536 Hey, did I do something to piss you off? 120 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,996 'Cause if I did, I'm sorry. 121 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,373 You? Hal Jordan? Sorry? 122 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:44,125 That's right. 123 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,400 I must have a concussion. 124 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,629 Wait a sec. Wait a sec. 125 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,405 Let's start at the beginning. 126 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,300 Who are you and why are you wearing my ring? 127 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,326 I'm John Stewart, your trainee. 128 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,305 Lanterns don't have trainees from their own sector. 129 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,456 They do now. 130 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,167 What year is it? 131 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,085 2016. 132 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,004 Holy... 133 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,507 You want to tell me what you think is going on? 134 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,028 I'm a backup of Hal Jordan's consciousness, 135 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,487 combined with the sentience of the ring, 136 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,989 I'm here to give myself a message. 137 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:15,990 So you are Hal? 138 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,075 No. Yes. Mostly. Ish. 139 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,120 Well, it's like when you store yourself in the cloud, 140 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,329 only every once in a while, 141 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,073 when you're needed in the real world, you... 142 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,626 Lanterns, they're required to be uploaded weekly, 143 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,445 for posterity's sake, in case something happens to us. 144 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,075 I should have taught you this. 145 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,345 I thought I was training you. 146 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,014 Yeah, I thought so, too. 147 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,932 When were you last backed up? 148 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:45,352 Evidently, ten years ago. Listen, I need to find myself. 149 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,146 - Where am I? - You're three miles 150 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,106 up the street eating tacos. 151 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,882 Good. You can fly us there, then. 152 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,135 I... I haven't... 153 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,971 taught you how to fly yet, have I? 154 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,787 I'll tell you what. 155 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,939 You tell me what you want me to tell you. 156 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:08,941 Do I trust you? 157 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,379 I mean, you know, we... 158 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,696 You know, we get along? 159 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,907 We get along great. 160 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,580 There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska. 161 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,519 That's it? 162 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,751 Well, I'll know what I mean. 163 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,974 Hey, it's Green Lantern! 164 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,121 - You're a legend, man. - Thank you. 165 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,956 Yes, I want a selfie! 166 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,125 Let the man breathe! 167 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,459 It's not a petting zoo. 168 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,044 Come on. 169 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,004 I'll bring your food to your table, Mr. Jordan. 170 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,965 Thank you very much. Thank you. 171 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,865 - All right, guys. - Thanks very much. Thanks. 172 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,013 I'm... 173 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,266 Do you think that my daughter could maybe... 174 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,625 - Absolutely. Come here. - Come on. Come here. 175 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,270 There we go. 176 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,313 Okay. 177 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,065 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 178 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,777 - She misses the suit. - I didn't say that. 179 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,613 Tell your mom I still wear it on special occasions. 180 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,723 Yeah. 181 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,760 I could have fucking died. 182 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,745 You want me to train you, I'm training you. 183 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,058 How'd you save yourself? 184 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,667 What'd you make with the ring? 185 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,128 Bubble wrap. 186 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,275 - You're a genius. - Yeah. 187 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,152 Dessert's on the house. 188 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,529 Well, thank you very much. 189 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,514 Can I ask why only on special occasions? 190 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,037 It's like when you're young and eager 191 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,122 and you like to prove yourself, so you wear a tie 192 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,374 so people will take you seriously. 193 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,525 But when you get older and wiser... 194 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,405 you realize ties are a pain in the ass. 195 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,345 Good one. 196 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,162 Yeah. Good one. 197 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,374 Give me my ring. 198 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,131 You sent yourself a message, by the way. 199 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,110 - What are you talking about? - The ring. 200 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,112 Your backup consciousness. 201 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,864 You were a lot nicer ten years ago. 202 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:44,888 What did I say? 203 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,892 There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska. 204 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:49,851 Pay the check. 205 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,771 Sorry, no one's allowed in. 206 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,940 Really? It seems like the whole town's in there. 207 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,633 Come on. That's enough, don't you think? 208 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,821 John Stewart. 209 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,764 I'm with Hal Jordan. We're partners. 210 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,659 I thought there was only one Green Lantern. 211 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,119 Well, technically, I'm in training. 212 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,103 So like a sidekick? 213 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,443 Why don't you just make the call? 214 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,490 Hey, boss. 215 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,201 There's another one. 216 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,139 You fucking kidding me? 217 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,683 Tell him to stay on the fucking sidelines 218 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,333 with that other fucking shithead. 219 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,170 Yes, ma'am. 220 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,676 What's the word? 221 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,014 Stay off the field. 222 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,595 You ditched me. 223 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,306 I was testing you, seeing if you had it in you 224 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,891 to get yourself here on your own. 225 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,976 You've been here six hours, 226 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,169 so why are they still processing the scene? 227 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,565 Emergency services from two different counties. 228 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,426 They're interviewing witnesses, escorting them out 10 at a time. 229 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,887 It's a decidedly small-town pace. 230 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,991 I don't get it. You flew all the way here 231 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,559 just to ride the bench. 232 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,772 The answer to that mystery is heading right to you. 233 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,502 Hey, Sheriff... 234 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,653 Kane. It... John Stewart. 235 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,757 Kerry. 236 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:53,220 - John. Training under Hal. - What an honor. 237 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,139 'Cause it was certainly an honor to meet him 238 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,974 when he arrived. 239 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,768 - You don't have jurisdiction. - She's about to tell you we don't have jurisdiction. 240 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,061 - You don't. - I will. 241 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,730 I can't do this again. 242 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,359 Look, you're a big shot. Noted. But your jurisdiction 243 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,070 only covers extraterrestrial events. 244 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,198 This... This is pretty much the definition of terrestrial. 245 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,950 These victims are going to end up being aliens. 246 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,618 - Based on what? - I have a feeling. 247 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,078 He has a feeling. 248 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,164 I have a very strong feeling. 249 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,607 Well, then, by all means, the scene is yours. 250 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,422 Well, it seems kind of mellow for a mass shooting, 251 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,572 don't you think? 252 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,092 They're in shock. 253 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,803 Or nobody knows the victims. 254 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,538 Does anybody seem extra upset to you down there? 255 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,835 You see anybody standing with the bodies? 256 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,296 Say it with me now. 257 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,255 Aliens. 258 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,487 Look, I know you think you're helping, 259 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,780 but you need to trust me. 260 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,617 These people are my friends. They're my neighbors. 261 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,953 They understand your job. They know we're not alone. 262 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,372 There's a difference between hearing that on CNN 263 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,124 and seeing it up close. 264 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,084 If it ends up being the case, we'll deal with it. 265 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,588 But until then, I'm trying to keep the scene calm. 266 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:14,242 So if you could do me a favor, keep away from the news vans. 267 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,763 It was nice to meet you. 268 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,332 Now, if you'll both kindly stay the fuck out of my way. 269 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,902 She's something incredible, isn't she? 270 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,427 I think she hates your guts. 271 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,681 Yeah, but it's the way she hates them. 272 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,956 So, what's going on here? 273 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,357 Well, if I'm not mistaken... 274 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,569 Why don't you tell me? 275 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,716 Looks to me like. 276 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,535 Rushville scored a game-winning field goal. 277 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,206 Kicking block is still out there. 278 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,643 Fence is broken. 279 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,336 My guess is home fans rushed the field. 280 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,022 This being a rivalry, 281 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,733 a few visitor fans wander onto the field. 282 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,467 This being Nebraska, more than a few are carrying. 283 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,365 You got four dead, all in visitor sweatshirts. 284 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,367 And still none of this explains 285 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,477 why you think it has anything to do with aliens. 286 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,875 You know, I've been doing this job 287 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,043 since you were a baby. 288 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,170 I'm the only person on this whole goddamn planet 289 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,672 that's ever done this job. 290 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,383 I say I got a fucking feeling, I got a fucking feeling, Junior. 291 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,011 "There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska." 292 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,221 You've been monitoring this exact spot. 293 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,848 "Hail" obviously means aliens. 294 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,684 Christ, they even sound the fucking same. 295 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,936 So we both know this is more than just a feeling. 296 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,253 - Do we? - Yeah, we do. 297 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,399 Here's all you need to know. 298 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,484 This is my job. 299 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,362 As long as I'm alive, that ain't changing. 300 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,656 And I don't plan on dying anytime soon, 301 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,075 so why don't you do yourself a big favor 302 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,435 and take a nice long, deep breath, Junior? 303 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,945 Fuck. 304 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,426 I think one of them is still here. 305 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,136 Yeah, the one in the short-sleeved shirt. 306 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,554 Been clocking him since I got here, 307 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,097 trying to figure out why he didn't bolt, 308 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,414 what he still wants here. 309 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,166 You told the sheriff? 310 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,645 Of course not. 311 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,128 But it's her crime scene. 312 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,733 That's how you'd play this if you had the ring? 313 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,859 Yeah. 314 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,385 I respect the chain of command. 315 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,972 Well, by all means, go respect it. 316 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,816 Would you excuse me? 317 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,758 What part of stay the fuck away, was confusing? 318 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,009 There's something you need to see. 319 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,260 If you're about to tell me 320 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,970 about the redneck in the short sleeves 321 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,472 who ditched his only warm clothes 322 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,516 so we wouldn't put him with the other victims, 323 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,726 I'm trying to make sure he doesn't get spooked 324 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,253 and start shooting the place up like his dead friends. 325 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,150 I just fucked up, didn't I? 326 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,843 I suspect you did. 327 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,019 Fuck. 328 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,246 You got him? 329 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,646 Sure. 330 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,447 - I need to interrogate him. - Like fucking hell you do. 331 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,679 Hi. 332 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,705 - Yeah. - You thirsty? 333 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,655 Howdy, fellas. 334 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,306 Hey, can I have another, another, and another? 335 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,373 Sure thing. 336 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:58,186 Did you just use that ring to counterfeit money? 337 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,314 No. I manifested money with the power of my will. 338 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,149 Wow. But you couldn't manifest 339 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,818 something for the guy I was chasing. 340 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,236 Got it. 341 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,012 This ring is a dangerous weapon. 342 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,198 When and if to use it, 343 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,099 that's the whole ball game, Junior. 344 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,186 Tell me how you got it, the ring. 345 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,956 You know how I got it. 346 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,834 Yeah, but I mean, what I know can't be true, right? 347 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,335 Well, I got it the old-fashioned way. 348 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,712 I sure as hell didn't interview for it. 349 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,362 Well, shit, maybe you should have. 350 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,174 I mean, power like that, 351 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,509 shouldn't you have to work for it, 352 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,927 excel, prove yourself, 353 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,597 instead of just getting randomly selected? 354 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,640 Why do you give a shit how I got my ring? 355 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,542 Because I think that's why we're in goddamn Nebraska. 356 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,982 I was a couple years into being a test pilot. 357 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,358 You know, middle of the night, 358 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:46,902 I'm sleeping off about nine too many, 359 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,469 still had my boots and jeans on. 360 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,765 All of a sudden, my room starts to vibrate. 361 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:56,036 I open my eyes, 362 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,871 and I'm in a big fucking bubble. 363 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,373 A big fucking green bubble. 364 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,792 This green bubble floats me up out of bed. 365 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,252 Next thing I know, there's a voice 366 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,754 running through my entire body, 367 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,613 bones, teeth, heart, the whole deal. 368 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,323 And it says to me... 369 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,660 "Are you afraid?" 370 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,120 I say, "No. 371 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,891 I'm not afraid." 372 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,083 Wham! 373 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,394 Yanks me out the window across the sky 374 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,687 like a fish getting reeled in. 375 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,814 Couple hundred miles in about ten seconds. 376 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,983 I fly fighter jets. 377 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,069 I have an excellent sense of airspeed and bearing. 378 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,236 That's how I know exactly 379 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,096 where that green bubble set me down. 380 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,782 Nebraska. 381 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,409 Not more than 20 miles from where we sit right now. 382 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:39,287 Which is middle of fucking nowhere. 383 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,730 Thus, an excellent place to crash a spaceship. 384 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,609 There he was. 385 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,319 Right in front of me. 386 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:48,861 The pilot. 387 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,424 Bonafide fucking alien. 388 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,450 Pink and bald, coughing up glow-in-the-dark blood. 389 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,296 Hey, you think you're funny? 390 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,150 So Pinko starts talking. 391 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,902 And it comes out all clicks and gurgles. 392 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,261 He's dying. 393 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,973 And he gives me his ring. This ring. 394 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,493 And when I put it on, 395 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,894 I can understand every fucking word he says. 396 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,250 "My name is Abin Sur, 397 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:28,402 responsible for maintaining the peace and sovereignty 398 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,863 of Sector 2814. 399 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,802 And this responsibility is now yours, 400 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,495 "as the ring has chosen you to be my successor." 401 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,350 Now, fuck, did I know what sovereignty meant? 402 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,335 Hell no, I didn't. And then he said two more words, 403 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,814 his last words. 404 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,315 And he kind of whispered 'em, 405 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,484 so I'm never really sure whether he said "Good luck" 406 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,111 or "fuck." 407 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,739 Anyway, it turns out Earth's way off grid, 408 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,992 out of their jurisdiction. Galactic fucking backwater. 409 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:01,518 A human getting a ring, isn't it a fucking fluke? 410 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,707 The big, blue bosses, they'd never wanted any Lantern 411 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,441 coming near our little shithole planet. 412 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,837 And that's why my gut always told me 413 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,131 that crash was no accident. 414 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,800 When it says there's a shitstorm en route, 415 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,260 I make sure there's a lookout 416 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,054 to tell me when it's fucking coming. 417 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,537 The Halogram. 418 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,184 Halogram. That's clever. 419 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,291 Thank you. 420 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:32,216 Hey, Jordan! Ass-face! 421 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,152 You ignoring me? 422 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,780 So help me God, if that song plays one more time, 423 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,222 I'm gonna put you inside that fucking jukebox! 424 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,536 Hal, I think he's talking to you. 425 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,645 Yeah, I hear him. 426 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,396 You want to fight? 427 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,608 You want to go to jail. 428 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:54,297 You want to go to jail so you can talk to that guy 429 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,799 that Mrs. Sheriff doesn't want you to talk to. 430 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:56,907 Not guy. 431 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,053 - Alien. - This is a stupid plan. 432 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,246 - I've had stupider. - That I do not doubt. 433 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,835 All right. Here we go. 434 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,944 Look, it's gonna look 435 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,654 like they're really kicking the shit out of me, 436 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:19,072 so you're gonna be tempted to jump in, 437 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:20,490 but I need you to stay right here. 438 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:21,765 Will do. You got it. 439 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,270 Thanks. 440 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,153 Hey, fellas. 441 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,257 Tell me something, would you? 442 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:40,051 What the fuck is your problem with roller skates? 443 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,387 Look, pretty boy. Show me what you got. 444 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,347 My. You look like my sister. 445 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,515 God bless ya. Now what? 446 00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:46,975 What the fuck are you talking about? 447 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,292 You gonna say yes? 448 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,295 He didn't get down on one knee, but a ring's a ring. 449 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:56,151 No, I don't think he wants me to have this ring. 450 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,986 Ever. 451 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,738 - But he gave it to you. - I reckon he's testing me. 452 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,972 Testing you how? 453 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,705 Who gives a shit? 454 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,540 Come on, bring it on. 455 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,833 What are you drinking, stranger? 456 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:12,834 Coke. 457 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,502 - Coke and what? - Coke and Coke. 458 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,171 Don't tell me you're a teetotaler. 459 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,213 No, I'm just... 460 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,882 I'm just on the job. 461 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,490 Being a space cop. 462 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,203 Who told you I was a space cop? 463 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,580 I mean, your partner is one. 464 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,766 Figured you are too. 465 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,500 He's not my partner. I'm his trainee. 466 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,106 How many trainees does he have? 467 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,358 - Just me. - Why'd he pick you? 468 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,092 He didn't. Our bosses did. 469 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,346 Space cops have bosses? 470 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,476 Come on, ev... everybody's got bosses, you know? 471 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:53,958 So, once you're trained, 472 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,628 then you're an official space cop too? 473 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,504 Well, the way it works is... 474 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,048 Earth has one Lantern. 475 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,633 So I'm just being trained 476 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:05,345 in case anything happens to Jordan. 477 00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,180 So you're the backup quarterback. 478 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,247 I'm patient. 479 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,123 No, you're not. 480 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,210 All right, idiots. Break it up! 481 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:17,941 - Get out! - Do I gotta call your mom again? 482 00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,549 Get out of here. Now! 483 00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:33,998 Let's go. Let's go, sweetness. 484 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,274 Get him out of here! 485 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,293 Yeah, yeah. 486 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,902 Nice talking to you, stranger. 487 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:42,632 I'm John. 488 00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:44,241 Walk me to my truck, John? 489 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,062 You gonna give me a lecture? 490 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:15,771 No. 491 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,817 I'm gonna give you a light. 492 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,498 Because no comment means no comment. 493 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,937 I'm not gonna talk about an active investigation, 494 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,606 you know that. 495 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,191 Okay. 496 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,300 Good. 497 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:45,719 Tell Barb I said hey. 498 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:51,183 I take it you're here to bail out your buddy? 499 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:52,952 Want some coffee? 500 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,645 I am, and, no thank you. 501 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,457 He's in a bit of a mood 502 00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,899 because I locked him in our broom closet. 503 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,629 It's almost as if he wanted to get arrested... 504 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,132 so I'd throw him in jail next to the suspect 505 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:08,468 I told him he couldn't talk to. 506 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:11,179 I did tell him it was a stupid plan. 507 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,473 You should have told him louder. 508 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:16,666 Well, listen, may I take my stupid friend home? 509 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,044 Not until he's arraigned. 510 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,734 Really? 511 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:27,070 And eight counts of aggravated assault 512 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,404 and resisting arrest. 513 00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:29,822 How does the defendant plead? 514 00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:32,474 With all due respect, Your Honor, come on. 515 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:34,369 "Come on"? 516 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,371 Look, I'm just trying to question a suspect 517 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,247 in the course of a very serious investigation, 518 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,065 - which I... - An investigation. 519 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,126 Am I to understand, sir, 520 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,462 that you are a law enforcement official? 521 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,506 And if so, could you kindly state for the record 522 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,281 which agency you represent? 523 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,885 I'm Green Lantern. 524 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,595 I didn't ask who you were. 525 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:55,723 I asked which bureau you are an agent of. 526 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,974 I'm Green Lantern, 527 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,834 and I'm an agent of... 528 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,270 the Green Lantern... s. 529 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:04,273 Look, I introduced myself to Lady Justice back here 530 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:05,650 when I got to the crime scene, 531 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:07,819 and I deferred to her jurisdiction. 532 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:09,862 Is that accurate, Sheriff? 533 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:13,366 Yeah, but the deference was pretty cheeky, Your Honor. 534 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,118 You cheeky, Mr. Jordan? 535 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:18,037 Yeah, don't... don't answer that. 536 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:20,623 William Macon for the defense, Your Honor. 537 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,542 - Sorry I'm late. - Mr. Macon. 538 00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:25,503 The defendant has chosen to represent himself. 539 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,004 That's only because he doesn't understand 540 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:30,174 he's being made an example of, which, Your Honor, 541 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:33,261 is absurd given Mr. Jordan is a hero. 542 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,347 Granted, he hasn't, formally retained my... 543 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,891 - You're hired. He's hired. - Fantastic. 544 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,310 The defense enters a plea of not guilty 545 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:43,980 and asks Your Honor to set reasonable bail, 546 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:47,757 even understanding Mr. Jordan is... technically a flight risk. 547 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:49,258 Because... 548 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,571 he can fly. 549 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,513 Who is this guy? 550 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,199 My husband. 551 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:57,577 I'm setting bail at 100,000 dollars. 552 00:32:57,601 --> 00:33:00,329 - Come on. - Two hundred thousand. 553 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:04,083 Now you know the price of each "come on," Mr. Jordan. 554 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,586 - Shall we try another? - No, that's understood. 555 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,087 And thank you, Your Honor. 556 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:11,466 My father will have the check to your clerk by lunch. 557 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,927 All right, then. Mr. Jordan, don't leave town. 558 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,453 We're adjourned. 559 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:21,267 - Thanks for the save. - Truly an honor. 560 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,644 But I tend to find that strangers who give me 561 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,021 a couple hundred thousand dollars, 562 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,063 no strings attached, 563 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,274 usually turn out to be bad guys. 564 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:31,110 But there are strings attached, Mr. Jordan. 565 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:32,778 My father would love to have supper 566 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:35,031 with you this evening. He's a huge fan, 567 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:37,909 and someone I think you'll find like-minded. 568 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,118 What are you doing, Billy? 569 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:40,828 I was just inviting Mr. Jordan 570 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,896 up to the ranch tonight, honey. 571 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:46,334 They're married. 572 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:49,443 Course, they are. Small town, everyone's related. 573 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:53,257 I'd be offended if that wasn't absolutely true. 574 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,800 Billy Macon, you must be John. 575 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,135 - Yes, sir. - You like barbecue? 576 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,887 Junior here's a vegan. 577 00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,972 He doesn't believe in anything that causes enjoyment. 578 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,682 But we'd love to come to supper. 579 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,501 Yeah, well, only if it's okay with the sheriff. 580 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,003 The more the merrier. 581 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,386 Militia? 582 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,867 Walks like a duck, shoots an AR-15 like a duck, 583 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:03,226 blah, blah, blah, duck. 584 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,393 - So glad you could make it. - How you doing? 585 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:28,894 This is our boy, Noah. 586 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,187 All right. How you doing, Noah? 587 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:31,564 Noah, this is Mr. Stewart and Mr. Jordan. 588 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:32,588 Noah. 589 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,609 Offense or defense? 590 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,051 Wherever they need me, sir. 591 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,594 Team player. Good man. 592 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:43,534 Sorry. I got to take this. 593 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,786 Dad's waiting in the kitchen for you gentlemen. 594 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,039 Noah, come with me and help Grandma set up. 595 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,063 Hey. 596 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:51,774 Yeah. 597 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,488 How about a beer? 598 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:00,867 God, yes. 599 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:03,119 Here. 600 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,614 My father-in-law's got paper on you 601 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:23,741 and you haven't even met him yet. 602 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:25,993 He's not a man you want to owe. 603 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,727 Sounds like a woman in debt. 604 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,125 It's not too late. 605 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,752 You can just fly on home, 606 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,962 spare yourself the moment not too long from now 607 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:39,572 when you wish you'd never come to this place. 608 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,074 No. 609 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:52,144 Well... 610 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,271 Exciting enough Hal Jordan just walked into my kitchen, 611 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,648 but with a bag of beer? 612 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:56,941 I'm truly blessed. 613 00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,443 Least I can do. This is John. 614 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,028 John, Will Macon. 615 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,656 I'd shake, but my hands are all gunky with meat. 616 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,158 Word on the street is you don't partake. 617 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:07,993 Ordered you up some tofu steaks. 618 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:10,037 - Hope that'll do you. - That's very kind. 619 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,312 I appreciate it. 620 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,542 And I appreciate your service, sir. 621 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,002 Marine sniper. Color me impressed. 622 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,380 Looked me up. 623 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,280 You didn't look me up? 624 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:24,093 Jesus. 625 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:26,178 Walking into unknown territory, even with a weapon 626 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:27,847 of mass destruction on your finger, 627 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,432 that's either trust or arrogance. 628 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,058 Well, he's trust. I'm arrogance. 629 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,518 I don't trust anybody. 630 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,877 Man after my own heart. 631 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,481 You got a nice place here, Will. 632 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,840 Yeah, it is, isn't it? 633 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:43,112 Alas, not mine. I'm just a caretaker. 634 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,221 Mind me asking who you care take it for? 635 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,074 I don't mind at all. 636 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:50,536 Regrettably, my NDA restricts me from discussing 637 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,520 or IDing my employer. 638 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:54,898 Because of the government. 639 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:56,917 I'm sorry? 640 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,919 The government. I'm guessing the government, 641 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,212 they're probably watching your boss, 642 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:02,965 biding their time before they raid this compound, 643 00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,550 take his guns and rights away. 644 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:07,261 You think we bailed you out so we could enlist you 645 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,537 in some whackadoo war with the feds? 646 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,975 Well, why else would you bail me out? 647 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,251 Because of the goddamn aliens, son. 648 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,128 Why the fuck else? 649 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,985 Man, the whole world flipped out 650 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,636 when you first came on the scene. 651 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,430 Makes sense, seeing what you can do. 652 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,724 But it kind of buried the lede. 653 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,745 There are thousands of planets out there 654 00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,622 with intelligent life. 655 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,917 And here we sit, low-hanging fruit of the galaxy, 656 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,710 just waiting to get gobbled up. 657 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:43,839 This land we're on right now, it was Kiowa, then Sioux, 658 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,282 but across the ocean boats were coming. 659 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:51,597 Anyways, as someone who's spent time in the galaxy, 660 00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:53,432 it's a pretty peaceful place out there. 661 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:56,041 Well, what do they need space cops for? 662 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,817 Look, I'm not some isolationist crackpot 663 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,693 with his head in the sand, 664 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:06,487 but I am a student of history. 665 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,614 Colonization is ugly from any angle, 666 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:12,284 but I tell you, it is particularly bleak 667 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,787 if you're the one getting colonized. 668 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,623 This all, call it an ounce of prevention. 669 00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:19,250 Seems like a bit more than an ounce. 670 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:20,876 My point is, 671 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,545 I believe the gentleman cooling his heels 672 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:25,363 in the sheriff's pokey, he's part of an advanced team. 673 00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,467 And I'd ask you what your reason to believe is, 674 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:30,702 but I'm guessing it's covered by your NDA. 675 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,806 My daughter-in-law says you're not that bright. 676 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,349 Your daughter-in-law's what's holding me up 677 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,000 from talking to that fella. 678 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,420 All right. I can clear that brush. 679 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:42,714 In exchange for? 680 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:45,174 Let's eat. 681 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,324 You're aiming. 682 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:10,866 Sorry, sir? 683 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,679 Don't aim. 684 00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:16,705 Just imagine it going through. 685 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,294 Try again. 686 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,089 Hey, don't... don't force it. 687 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:26,673 Just imagine. 688 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,770 Hey! 689 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,313 What'd I say? 690 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:41,981 What'd I just say? 691 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:44,877 That was great. 692 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:46,211 How'd you know that? 693 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:49,697 So, my dad used to shoot apples off my head. 694 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,467 Grandma! 695 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,052 Grandma, I got one through! 696 00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,243 Show me, sweetheart. 697 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:00,832 You live here? 698 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:04,420 Zoe Macon. 699 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,009 Now you have my name. 700 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,238 Come on, sweetheart. Let's go find everyone. 701 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,554 - All right. - Come on. 702 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,455 Well, we drank all your beer, 703 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,249 but put together some leftovers for you. 704 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,919 - Much obliged. - And I talked to Kerry. 705 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:28,545 Since you and I have common interests, 706 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,214 she's willing to let you chat with the suspect 707 00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:31,966 first thing in the morning. 708 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,116 Well... 709 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,847 You know, that's the thing, Will. 710 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,475 I don't know what your interests are. 711 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,103 Two of my boys almost got killed last night 712 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:46,796 in a shootout with men no one's ever seen before. 713 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,775 How about we both want to protect the planet 714 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,134 from anybody not born on it? 715 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:56,514 Hope I didn't mess up your tofu, soldier. 716 00:41:57,557 --> 00:41:58,599 No, sir. 717 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:00,560 It was delicious. 718 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,204 Good. 719 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:04,439 Nothing better than eating off another man's grill. 720 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,525 Good night, gentlemen. 721 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,034 Hey. 722 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,994 What was that all about? 723 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,708 I might have slept with his wife. 724 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,668 Might have? 725 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,464 I definitely slept with his wife. 726 00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:34,302 And he knows? 727 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:36,637 Apparently. 728 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:40,433 Jesus Christ, we've only been here 24 hours. 729 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,186 I'm impressed. 730 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:01,454 We said 9:00. 731 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,432 What time is it? 732 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:04,749 Not 9:00. 733 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,942 His name's Waylon Sanders. 734 00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:16,945 Commercial-licensed truck driver. Called his boss, 735 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,573 says he's worked for him almost five years now. 736 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,034 Aliens are good at getting IDs 737 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:23,619 and paying people to lie for them. 738 00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:26,205 He's just a dipshit from Kimball. 739 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:29,541 They took X-rays at the hospital for his busted nose. 740 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:34,171 All organs accounted for. No hidden antennas. 741 00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:35,964 The plural for antenna is antennae. 742 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:39,408 What's the plural for eat shit? 743 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,055 Junior, tell the sheriff here how many species currently 744 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,015 have the technology to pass as human. 745 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,726 Fourteen. MRIs, X-rays, blood work. 746 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,502 Nothing down here can tell the difference. 747 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,672 - So you can't prove it. - I can make him confess. 748 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:54,691 If you lay a finger on him, 749 00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:56,568 you're back in front of the judge. 750 00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:59,029 That includes whacking him with giant green phone books 751 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,573 or whatever you magic up from your conjuring ring. 752 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:02,908 I wouldn't dare. 753 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:03,951 Ten minutes. 754 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:05,327 I only need five. 755 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,144 - Am I'm coming in with you? - You are not. 756 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,572 Alien my ass. 757 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:21,301 You know, we're all aliens. 758 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,452 Just depends which planet you're standing on. 759 00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:27,141 Would you like a cup of coffee? 760 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,541 - No, thank you. - All right. 761 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:33,814 Yeah, I imagine you just want to phone home, or... 762 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,882 - get home, I bet. - Yes, sir. 763 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,861 And home is Kimball? 764 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,946 Well, I mean, I'm on the road most of the year, 765 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,240 but Kimball's where I hang my hat. Yes, sir. 766 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:44,283 "Hang your hat." 767 00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:46,326 What a delightful human expression. 768 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,328 And, well, if you're in town for the big game, 769 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:49,788 it must be a big rivalry. 770 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,957 I mean, Kimball's, what, 771 00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:53,941 that's a two, two-and-a-half-hour drive? 772 00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:56,044 Yeah, sorry about that. 773 00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:58,130 I just, you know, I... I love football, though, 774 00:44:58,154 --> 00:44:59,923 and, it's the home team. 775 00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:02,033 Yeah. I love football, too. 776 00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:06,245 When did Nebraska win its first national championship? 777 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,974 Sorry? 778 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,310 You love football. You're from Nebraska. 779 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:13,836 Huskers' first championship, when was that? 780 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:20,885 - Yeah, it was 1970, Bob Devaney. - That is correct. 781 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,595 How about their first 200-yard rusher? 782 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:27,576 - Frank Solich? - First Heisman winner? 783 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,162 - Johnny Rodgers. - That's it. 784 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:31,687 Where did Harry Potter go to school? 785 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,166 Excuse me? 786 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:37,235 Harry Potter, boy wizard. What was the name of the school? 787 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,029 I don't know. 788 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:42,448 It was a book. 789 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:44,259 I don't read a lot. 790 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:45,677 Well, you go to the movies, don't you? 791 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,179 They only made, like, 22 of them. 792 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:49,014 I watch a lot of football. 793 00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:51,516 - That's the rub, isn't it? - What? 794 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,560 Pretending to be someone that you're not. 795 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,770 You learn all the specifics, 796 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:57,379 but you don't learn what everyone else knows. 797 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:01,217 I don't... I don't understand. Who are you, exactly? 798 00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:04,219 Hal Jordan, Green Lantern. 799 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,990 Charged by the Guardians of the Universe 800 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,450 to protect Sector 2814 801 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,369 from all extra-planetary threats. 802 00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:13,062 And you, Waylon, are one of them. 803 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:17,876 Good Christ, he really is full of himself, isn't he? 804 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,378 Can't be easy, 805 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:21,880 having to learn from someone you don't respect. 806 00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:23,548 I do respect him. 807 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,157 - Come on. - I do. 808 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,741 Why? 809 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,555 I don't know. He's fearless. 810 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:33,225 If you care about people, 811 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:36,520 you know, husband, wife, parent, kid, 812 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:38,730 then you're scared of losing them. 813 00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,357 First time he strutted up to me, 814 00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:44,259 I could tell Jordan doesn't care about anybody. 815 00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:48,306 He's not fucking fearless. 816 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:50,534 He's lonely. 817 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,327 But... But why did you stick around? 818 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,870 What were you looking for? 819 00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:55,247 I mean, I get once I showed up, 820 00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:57,124 you couldn't run. You had to blend in. 821 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,250 But before that... 822 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,585 I just went to a high school football game, man. 823 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:02,713 With the other Kimball fans who are all dead now. 824 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:04,673 I don't know them, okay? 825 00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:06,091 I told you, I... I drive a truck. 826 00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:07,592 Yeah, I'm sure you can tell me a lot 827 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,303 about that truck, but I bet you can't tell me 828 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,805 about the Boston Tea Party, Kelly Clarkson, 829 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,682 Barack Obama, or Rup... 830 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:16,292 Barack Obama is the president of the United States. 831 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,271 That's it? 832 00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:21,481 As a rural Nebraskan, that's the breadth 833 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:23,965 of your opinion of Barack Hussein Obama? 834 00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:30,115 He is the 44th president. He followed George W. Bush. 835 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:31,408 There's some controversy 836 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,142 surrounding his birth certificate. 837 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,564 Holy shit, you are an alien. 838 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,491 Let's say you're right. 839 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,033 Fuck. 840 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:52,721 Let's say, hypothetically, 841 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:55,474 that I'm not of this salty, smelly world, 842 00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:57,476 a visitor who went to great trouble 843 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,062 to hide himself well and learn the arcane rules 844 00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:01,980 of pointless contests involving balls 845 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:03,648 that somehow captivate more attention 846 00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,442 than the deteriorating atmosphere 847 00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,593 or the hunger of its least fortunate people. 848 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,616 If I had gone to such lengths, 849 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,493 I would be here for a very important purpose. 850 00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:17,120 A purpose that required great discretion and secrecy. 851 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:19,081 A purpose that would need to be kept from the likes 852 00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:21,249 of a galactic peacekeeping organization 853 00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:23,651 because it concerns the exact opposite of peace. 854 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,611 That being war. 855 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,839 And as such, 856 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:30,634 if I were to fall into the hands of such an organization, 857 00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:32,969 I would be forced to take drastic measures 858 00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:35,329 to ensure that my purpose was not revealed. 859 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,083 Hypothetically. 860 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,107 And hypothetically, 861 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:47,567 what might you have to keep your mouth shut? 862 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,986 - A cyanide pill? - You're thinking very small. 863 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,113 Then give it to me big. 864 00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:52,864 I'd have a biometric neutron device 865 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,116 woven into my skeleton. 866 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,820 I'd be able to activate it with a thought. 867 00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:00,205 Unless you let me walk out that door right now. 868 00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:01,998 He's bluffing, right? 869 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,543 You're not walking out of here hypothetically or otherwise. 870 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:07,337 And if you do blow yourself up, I'm just gonna bubble up 871 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:09,548 and contain all that sunshine with my ring 872 00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:11,466 and walk out of here without a scratch. 873 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,717 You've been here 48 hours. 874 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:14,743 Did you bring the lantern to recharge your ring? 875 00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:18,080 I have plenty of power. 876 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,375 But for how much longer? 877 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,503 Yeah. 878 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,237 You should be asking yourself 879 00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:34,030 if I'm capable of releasing enough energy 880 00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:35,639 to eradicate this entire town. 881 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:41,102 We talking or exploding? Because it's almost lunchtime. 882 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:46,442 It almost seems like you... 883 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,172 want to die, Hal Jordan. 884 00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:52,281 Does that not violate your precious oath? 885 00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:55,635 "In brightest day and blackest night..." 886 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,220 - Don't. - "...no evil 887 00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:58,680 - "shall escape my sight." - Shut your mouth. 888 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:01,099 "Let those who worship evil's might 889 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:02,934 - beware my power... - I said don't. 890 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,753 Green Lantern's light." 891 00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:12,509 Harry Potter went to Hogwarts, you ignorant alien fuck! 892 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,743 - Are you beeping? - Should we go? We should go. 893 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,769 - No, it's too late. - Why are you here? 894 00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:23,771 Why else? 895 00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:25,522 Vengeance. 896 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,058 Told you he was an alien. 897 00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:30,415 Look at you. You've barely aged. 898 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:31,482 Liar. 899 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:37,047 How's Noah? 900 00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:39,782 Tall. He's on the team now. 901 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:41,325 Quarterback. 902 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:43,928 He any good? 903 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:44,952 All-state. 904 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:48,498 That's good. 905 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,630 Anyone else know? 906 00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:58,425 Just the groundskeeper. 907 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:01,678 All right.